Who Slashed The Tyre?

Hands up please, Who slashed Ms Caulfield's tyre? Which of you Lewesians, Took out your ire? On her, your 'hard-working', Tory MP: Who only this week Voted to keep, Migrant children Out her hair - One cannot trust kids, Anywhere: Next thing you know We'll be over-run, Legislated from Having a slash for fun.