Jeremy Hunt, No Cockney Implied

I don’t think I’ve penned
Verse,
’bout Jeremy Hunt,

Possibly,
It would be,
Couplet-affront:

Offending word-use,
Rhyming a poem,

I can hear the rune,
‘Hunt’, then going..

The distaste such doggerel
Could inflict on your ears:

Perhaps our doctors
Can suture my fears:

Stitch the Hunt tight,
Allow nothing to pass,

Then he will truly
Talk out of his arse.

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