Clinging On

Sir, should you wear lycra
at your time of life?

It’s tight in places
even your wife dislikes;

there’s too many logos
on your bouncy-chest,

and too much stretching
‘cross your wide-arse cheeks.

Give up the lycra life
for a game less taut,

take up bowling,
a much baggier sport.

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