A Loss of Suction

I’m binning my Dyson
it will not remain –
the suction it claimed
has reduced again

Its filters are clogged
by my French poodle’s curls –
its now as much use
as a ‘done’ Bulldog’s balls

Run away Mr Dyson
to far eastern shores –
new markets to suck
in Singapore

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