With more martyrs to count –
than days in a year –
they all got rolled up
into this Christian schmear
Another scam to buy
more shite from the shops –
(once just a mask
to hide your face from a corpse)
Wear your neighbours’ patience
really thin –
as your kids make doorbells
ring and ring
Those normally just rung
by Parcelforce
and Jehovah’s Witnesses –
Ah, of course!
This excuse to eat treats
and fatty gloop
with the fasting for martyrs
lost in the loop
So roll on Bonfire Day
with no pretence of faith –
except in the Gods
who’ll make sure it won’t rain
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