Car Hire Story
“I do prefer travelling on my own,
She’s two hours early
for everything:
Had a lovely car, a Yaris;
I saw my model out there.
“This Yaris was fantastic,
had everything on it:
The kids Bluetoothed,
Leave it I’m driving
I don’t want it on! I said.
“Coming in to land,
landing at five-fifteen,
through by six:
Hire car place not open
until eight in the morning!
“Had a coffee:
Couldn’t pick it up until 11:
They would call me, Have a coffee,
Already had fucking three!
No calls from them over five hours.
“But my son rang me,
See my number was working,
I said to the woman,
so they gave me a
hundred dollar discount.”