Answer me – Charles – take as long as you need –
do you know when you will accede?
Prince of Wales – dear chap – you may be disposed –
so instead get crowned on reality shows
Come Dancing – Chas – you would win in a puff –
plus Grand Designs – possibly not Bake Off
We’d all vote for you – ever so ‘umble –
You’ll be crowned King – of The TV Jungle