A town in Sussex,
has marched up its arse:
It appears to’ve become
an inverted farce:
Newcomers slagged-off
(by forum-fouled tyrants),
In-breds will need ’em –
more DFL* migrants.
They buy the ‘Good Life’
with string-shopped lattes,
But soon bonfire-‘bittered,
and lives less-hearty:
Expletive bleating,
from the rookie-tossers,
Aimed at the ‘fresh’ people,
whose aim is more honest.
The torches’ll be lit bright
in other Sussex towns,
Whilst the burning hatred
could tear this one down.
[*DFL – Down From London, local term of abuse for any person moving ‘in’ from ‘outside’]