298: Dr. Google

OMG my poo is purple!
Bowel cancer, googled – for certain!
Then I remember last night’s feast:
A brace of beetroot, I was p*ssed.

Dr Google swiped aside,
I can shower, now in peace,
but, by Christ, as I rinse,
I am passing purple wees!


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