No new-built Britannia,
no tax-pirate ship:
A small piece of Britain!
It’ll cost zillions of quids!
A gift for us all!
Worth every penny!
But pounds buy less,
unsure how many:
A floating gin palace?
Build no more yachts,
we’re pre-Brexit sunk,
we have spent the pot;
now England’s stuck
at Scottish loggerheads,
build deathly Successors,
load the warheads,
aim them at Holyrood,
and prepare for launch,
Eton mess made good
by Boris’ first war.