Should all girlfriends now
have grey hair & oft issues
with us men – a buggering
off to pubs & matches as if
nothin’ else matters – glad
with our fair ‘noughs [& no
urge t’ change] – beer stain
feelings – crack open a can
& pick at a bag of chips – in
our tilting chairs we slump
long enough to fester – fart
stunk weights of flesh – we
unbelt tight trousers [for a
release of fat gut & nothin’
else at auld age] – Hazards
mount without doing ‘owt