Jeremy Hunt, No Cockney Implied
I don’t think I’ve penned
Verse,
’bout Jeremy Hunt,
Possibly,
It would be,
Couplet-affront:
Offending word-use,
Rhyming a poem,
I can hear the rune,
‘Hunt’, then going..
The distaste such doggerel
Could inflict on your ears:
Perhaps our doctors
Can suture my fears:
Stitch the Hunt tight,
Allow nothing to pass,
Then he will truly
Talk out of his arse.