Leading Men, by Judie
I dreamt again of men I’ve done,
of the actor who plays Mr Bond,
of that swearing Scot ‘Big Yin’,
of all those hunks, fat and thin.
I love a lovey thesp in trousers,
like Bill Nighy and Richard Briers.
I like ’em posh, a cultured swell,
but a bit of rough will perform as well.