Our Uckfield Town Council,
is to spend a wee-bit more,
£3,000 on four, ‘pay-for’,
loo lockable-doors:
used two times a day,
on average,
to refund what’s lent;
A 20p dropped:
payback may take
two thousand spends:
Say, two thousand days
to own 4 more lockable bogs:
But trashed in hours:
please invest in bins
for spent dogs.