Pooh Bear Did Sh*t in the Woods
…here.
My last poem
about David Cameron:
Sadly, ‘Pooh’ will never
come back again:
Off to ponder,
‘tiddle-tut-tut’,
To wander the forests,
with his wife – Piglet;
Along the sandy paths
of the Algarve,
To plan their future –
not too hard,
Because, thinking a lot
taxes Pooh,
Unlike the Revenue,
who will still tax you;
So wave ‘bye-‘bye
to the short-shirted bear,
he left us in sh*t
piled up to.. [Go to first line]