#2,616 Sex in 2023
Fucking someone – when in
love – is a luxury best forgot
[or filed away under ‘lost’] –
Sex as a hobby is overrated
by those with a vigorous lilt
& narcissistic bent [perhaps
best left to self-adulterers] –
it’s a dirty business – unless
under forty-ish years of age
& limber-ish – blue tablets’ll
kill auld spontaneous acts &
don’t get me going on those
slimy prophylactics – please