Surviving A Zombie Attack
These – certain tricks
to clinch survival in a
zombie end-of-days –
Primarily avoid being
bitten [obviously] – A
sharp scimitar would
be my chosen blade –
reduce zombie head-
count – facile advice?
Run fast – they fail to
sprint – & shelter in a
traditional pub [beer
can be a consolation
in apocalyptical days
of ends] – Steal from
a museum – armour –
[& exact no prisoners
on your way] – Find a
tank & drive to Wales