The Ballad of Belmarsh Gaol

#TommyRobinson
is going to prison –
along with Stephen
Yaxley-Lennon

Stuck in a single bed?
Only room for one
I hope it’s a double –
more space for threesomes

Eight weeks – his stretch –
56 nights defiled?
Perhaps Yaxley-Lennon
will turn Oscar Wilde


#daft instant poem posted to Twitter: it encouraged one alt-right to take up verse

Leave a Reply

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.