1489: The Ballad of Belmarsh Gaol

is going to prison –
along with Stephen

Stuck in a single bed?
Only room for one
I hope it’s a double –
more space for threesomes

Eight weeks – his stretch –
56 nights defiled?
Perhaps Yaxley-Lennon
will turn Oscar Wilde

#daft instant poem posted to Twitter: it encouraged one alt-right to take up verse

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