Hunt down the ragged fox,
reduce our long-earned rights,
set dogs upon the immigrants,
‘claimants should be denied‘:
Praise The Mail’s honesty,
share their Photoshop of lies,
become a born-again Christian,
to fight off Islamic cries.
Bitch about striking workers,
and ‘those sponging socialists‘,
stand up for the landed wankers
whose shined brogues you long to kiss:
Now you are a Conservative,
voting for returning to the past,
you will fight them on the beaches
once our borders return to France.
And as your vast shares in disaster
push tides and break up skies,
your pension fund will collapse,
and your children will ask you: ‘Why?’