Who Slashed The Tyre?

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Hands up please,
Who slashed
Ms Caulfield’s tyre?
Which of you Lewesians,
Took out your ire?
On her, your ‘hard-working’,
Tory MP:
Who only this week
Voted to keep,
Migrant children
Out her hair –
One cannot trust kids,
Next thing you know
We’ll be over-run,
Legislated from
Having a slash for fun.