The Beauty Parade

Last year’s beauty queen,
Chelsea, her name,
placed, atop the crown –
Ranieri’s tinkered game:

Hazard, a problem,
sunk Spur’s, enraged,
a trip-up, and gouge;
The Bridge, cruel-staged:

To lift the Premiership,
whilst drunk at Vardey’s,
the ultimate result –
for poorer-paid parties.