You were off your face – once -
in our past decade
whilst colleagues got blindly laid
on cocaine & lust’s
attractions [just once a month]

Sussex Sex Slaves

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Her’s was a parvenus route without
valid qualifications – apart from her
betrothal to a provincial manager &
his executive home – such stiffened
allures are a kind of love …/

Uckfield Carnival

This floor is piss-sweated
as are those swilled bowls
at Cinque Ports in Uckfield… /

Country Pub

Before this evening’s swell of punters fill empty wooden tables we solemn few near-sober slow pint daytime drinkers take our lost afternoon over equal measures… Read More »Country Pub

One More

That first pint of Guinness sunk far too easily as fat drunks sang love songs and spawled their hate from behind tips and taps of… Read More »One More

Beer Mat

What you readin? A repine novel This is my bar work as larynx~stretched guffaws & shrieked screams tie up eye~readied lines Dont mix booze &… Read More »Beer Mat


These pulling places are rammed by limp cocks and hard-to-hear voices by forty-year-old bent coppers and pitch-hoarse salesmen feasting on glimpses of wagged butts and… Read More »#GreeneKingPubs


Bugger off to those soda syphons claiming in January sainthood – un-settlers of our sense of right with their smug month-long cast of sober teases… Read More »Dry