Princess Anne loves
her genetic crops –
she’s inbred-proof
they really work

There’s other experiments
in mutation –
displaying success
beyond expectation

Trump and Putin
re-mixed the truth
and now the States
is democratic proof

that all it takes
is a misogynist’s grab
to be Putin’s pussy –
sat there on his lap

This isle, set adrift
by Farage’s capers
is limp as cold chips
wrapped in newspaper

& its turning into
another Gulliver’s find –
becoming a nation
of the very small kind

As toxic shocks
of religion have shown
mix god with politics
and here Hell will grow

add in racism –
bestow false hopes –
and the future becomes
a right royal joke