Sir was Not Suited

Over 99.9999 per cent of what
I was ever taught has slipped
from me/ I have been re-filling
gaps since my school classes
[writing groups do NOT count]

State schools did us all in with
their pettiness of endless lines
[we were paraded as if troops –
taught to never try to advance
by war-served suited teachers]

Groovy bearded Sirs [caught in
London’s petri dish of suburbs
& sick of war in Vietnam] took
no prisoners – they were equal
in their rigidity – we all become

members of an old guard once
our guard falls off – they taught
us enough – I still keep to rules
but cannot recall trigonometry/
A shock we don’t like teachers?

First Year, 1970

Aged five to school – an unplanned addition
M. Bell – born into a monochrome 1964 –
just after real sex was bargained by Larkin –

Miss Green – my teacher – wore the latest
fashions – miniskirts and roll-neck tops
with cropped hair and big jewellery –

all co-ordinated above calf-fixed trends
of highly-shined high heel boots
and her daily sprayed halo scent –

Aged fifteen – my recall of Miss Green
was fixed again – seeing her once more –
she was still wearing 1970 well

when we passed in my dentist’s alleyway –
that red brick shortcut to the High Street –
but she did not recognise me – now fifteen –

A decade earlier she was my cool mother
on school days – she had set me to new words
and easy metrication – before my release

to longer grass and longed-for summerings –
She is now – by my calculations – locked
into her last few years – and still wearing
nineteen seventy