Charles V

Answer me Charles,
take as long as you need,
do you know now
to what you’ll accede?
Prince of Wales, dear chap,
you may be disposed,
so instead get crowned
on reality shows:

Come Dancing, Chas,
you would win in a puff,
Plus Grand Designs,
possibly not Bake Off.
We’d all vote for you,
ever so ‘umble,
You will be crowned King
(of The Jungle).