Advice for Jeremy, from Jeremy


Jeremy Clarkson
you are such a cock,
turn a new leaf,
read a self-help book:

The Thoughts of Jeremy‘,
writ by Corbyn,
says:
‘Take the shit that
is always coming’;

then no small foreigner
will screw your life,
if you see the world
through such alien eyes:

Next time you rage,
getting so irate,
heed Corbyn’s words,
and swallow back your hate.


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