Oh My God ’tis ‘Thought for the Day’:
Radio Four pauses to pray:
Humphrys kneels on the floor,
his Qibla aimed at a bookstore.
Melvyn Bragg then berates a guest,
mumbling prayers as he doth protest.
The Archers praise the God of scripts
for an endless bounty of juicy bits.
Friday, it’s Now, the satirical melee,
not Now The Final Judgement Day,
with Hugh (not Grant) and the other one
casting those stones of comedy puns.
The Reverend Coles, as Saturday arrives,
says his prayer: ‘Please not Five Live’.