Jeremy Clarkson
you are such a cock,
turn a new leaf,
read a self-help book:

‘The Thoughts of Jeremy‘,
writ by Corbyn,
says:
‘Take the shit that’s
always coming’;

then no small foreigner
will screw your life,
if you see the world
through such alien eyes:

Next time you rage,
getting very irate,
heed Corbyn’s words,
and swallow back your hate.

1. Gents should always do up their ties.
2. We’ll answer you back with our lineage lies.
3. Put down the poorly, along with the dog.
4. My birth is perfect, yours is not.

Tie-guy here

So, did Corbyn bend far enough down,
as the ‘last stand’ bled into the ground?

How many of us tilted our heads,
with any intelligent reverence?

Media streams fed us the parade,
more heads unbowed on trumpets’ fade;

Murdoch’s press gang want the neck
of those willing warfare into check.

Absorb the reports, and tattle-tales,
learn nowt off right-wing paper-trails.

As our left-over state snaps cleaned, dry,
we’ll all bend to a painful ‘good-bye’.