Screw Fixed

Car park chaos
outside Green’s DIY
as estate cars reverse
their boots piled high

In aisles screwed dads
wander the store
this Saturday a test
of their handyman score

They’ll drive home fleeced
having spent fifty quid
the shelf won’t hang
‘cos DIY-dad did

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