Screw Fixed

Car park chaos
outside Green’s DIY
as estate cars reverse,
their boots piled high;
in the aisles screwed dads
wander the store,

this Saturday is a test
of their handyman score:
They’ll drive home fleeced,
having spent fifty quid –
the shelf won’t hang
because he DIY-did.

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